just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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