I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm both gender and math confused
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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