# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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