i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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