were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
