I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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