Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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