try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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