More tranny stories later!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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