i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize