Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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