she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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