DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
vagina is talking i cant
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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