I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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