yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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