So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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