I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
