I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
