Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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