he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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