Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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