apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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