Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Help. Why am I so naked?
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