Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
