Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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