I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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