brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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