There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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