I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Who died my cat blue again?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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