I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
