Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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