i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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