Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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