i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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