I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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