Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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