She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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