Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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