You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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