I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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