I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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