he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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