What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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