You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
