I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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