I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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