Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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