I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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