Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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