if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She's the barista slut.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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