did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
