Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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